Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Advertorial on “The Sorcerer’s Apprentice”

Disney is proud to present you another movie filled with magical powers & adventure: The Sorcerer's Apprentice.


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Before you read on further about what I have in store for you, here's a little something to captivate you. The sypnosis & trailer to this movie.


Sypnosis

Balthazar Blake (NICOLAS CAGE) is a master sorcerer in modern-day Manhattan trying to defend the city from his arch-nemesis, Maxim Horvath (ALFRED MOLINA). Balthazar can't do it alone, so he recruits Dave Stutler (JAY BARUCHEL), a seemingly average guy who demonstrates hidden potential, as his reluctant protégé. The sorcerer gives his unwilling accomplice a crash course in the art and science of magic, and together, these unlikely partners work to stop the forces of darkness. It'll take all the courage Dave can muster to survive his training, save the city and get the girl as he becomes THE SORCERER'S APPRENTICE. The screenplay is by Matt Lopez and Doug Miro & Carlo Bernard from a screen story by Matt Lopez and Larry Konner & Mark Rosenthal.


Trailer



And now, here is the burning question: "If I were a sorcerer's apprentice, what would I use my powers for"?


Come to think of it, whenever I'm done watching Harry Potter, I'll fantasize myself having magical powers, playing pranks on people I dislike etc. You ask, "what's so great about having magical powers"? Here's my answer for you..


Having magical powers make you feel high & almighty. Having magical powers inject fear in people. Having magical powers help to achieve your aims. Now, tell me how great it is if you could have powers all for your own?


If I had magical powers, I'll wish for a better tomorrow. Of course, that would seem almost impractical. Seriously, if I had that great powers in me, I wish for T-E-L-E-P-O-R-T-A-T-I-O-N.


#1- It saves up so much time in travelling. Almost similar to Time Traveller's Wife, but I'll have my clothes on (HAHAHA!) even if I teleport myself to somewhere far far away (Shrek's Island).

#2- I'll teleport to any banks and get some cash out (Pamper myself by leading a luxurious lifestyle and sharing the fortunes with my friends).


Okay.. All the above-mentioned are just bullshits! Here's the only reason why I wish I had teleportation:


I'll be there as soon as my friend needs a listening ear. Who doesn't wish to keep his/her friends company when they are facing one of the critical times in their life? Friends are important, they doesn't come twice. I believe with my presence, it'll definitely makes them feel better by pouring out their problems to me (I make a good listener okay!). As such, this is why I deem teleportation as something important to me.


To end this sweet little entry..


Sign off with “Catch The Sorcerer’s Apprentice Movie starting from 22nd July 2010 and join the Walt Disney Studios Singapore official Facebook and Twitter page!”


WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! DO IT NOW!

3 comments:

Stephen said...

Haha. Humorous blog post, especially the far far away Shrek land. :)

Anonymous said...

a fan of yours and jayden and issac ritz...

Unknown said...

@Stephen: Hahaha. Thanks!
@Anonymous: Wow! I didn't know I have fans myself too! Thanks for the continuous support. =)