Hilarious, much

Scenario #1- Conversation between a friend and I regarding my job.

Scenario #2- Chanced upon this status on my friend's profile. I'll list out my options after you're done reading.

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My answer: If you held my hands, I'll give you free slaps, bite you and run away!

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My answer: If you were stuck in a room with me, I'll hide at a corner and eat you!


p/s: I almost choked on my food while sharing this with my colleague!